Damn Ham Pork – Bam!

Pork Loin 056I LOVE Walmart! I MISS Walmart! I did not appreciate what Walmart offered, until of the slow shipping delays due to COVID.

Walmart had my favorite “cuisine” items, such as ground lamb and used to have “everyday” items like toilet paper and water bottles. I used to be able to get everything I needed in one shop.

Now, I have shop from several different stores to get what I need. Just like everyone else is, during these trying times.

Pork Loin 001I am lucky to be able shop with Aldi. They don’t have my favorite “name” brand or “cuisine” items, but hell, they have food, which is a blessing.

So I can use things from Walmart and Aldi in my next meal. I was watching The Great Food Truck Race on the Food Network and LOVED the triple pork sandwich made by The Fat Kids. They were my favorite food truck and I was so sorry to see them leave. I was drooling over their fried pork with bacon and bacon cheese. So this is my tribute to their sandwich. Also a shout out to Sunny Pork Loin 010Anderson! She made a Pork Roast on Cooking for Real that was very inspiring for this recipe. As the very wise Emeril Lagasse said: Bam! Pork Fat Rules!

INGREDIENTS:

  1. Pork Loin, Boneless, 2 ½ lbs.
  2. Ham Flavored Concentrate, recommended: Goya, two ¼ teaspoon packets
  3. Sazón (Coriander & Annatto with Garlic and Cumin), recommended: Goya, two ¼ teaspoon packets Pork Loin 011
  4. Granulated Garlic, recommended: HyVee, 2 tablespoons, divided
  5. Soy Sauce, recommended: HyVee, 1 teaspoon
  6. Worcestershire Sauce, recommended: HyVee, 1 teaspoon
  7. Liquid Smoke Applewood, recommended: Wrights, 1 cap
  8. Pork Rinds, recommended: Clancy’s, 3 ¼ oz.
  9. Panko Bread Crumbs, Italian Style, recommended: Great Value, 1 cup
  10. Cornstarch, recommended: Argo, 2 tablespoons
  11. Flour, recommended: Wondra, 2 tablespoons
  12. Eggs, 2 Pork Loin 029
  13. Parchment Paper Sheets, recommended: Reynolds Kitchens, 1
  14. Cooking Oil Vegetable, recommended: Carlini, 2 to 3 cups

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Freeze the Pork Loin 20 to 30 minutes before prep time.
  2. Cut in half, then in half again to get 4 pieces. Flatten to desired size and poke holes with a fork on both sides.
  3. Create “Dry” rub by mixing 1 packet each of Ham Flavored Concentrate, Sazón and 1 tablespoon of Granulated Garlic. Pork Loin 030
  4. Create “Wet” rub by mixing Soy Sauce, Worcestershire Sauce and Liquid Smoke.
  5. Add Pork cuts to a storage bag and add Dry rub and then the Wet rub. Massage it in the bag to distribute the wet and dry rubs. Let it sit overnight or at least 30 minutes before cook time. Pound it to flatten it. I am using my “Mighty Vance” hammer!
  6. Add Pork Rinds to a storage bag and crush it. Move it to a paper bag and add Panko Bread Crumbs, Flour, Cornstarch 1 packet each of Ham Flavored Concentrate, Sazón and 1 tablespoon of Granulated Garlic. Refrigerate for 20 minutes before cook time. Pork Loin 034
  7. Pre-heat the Cooking Oil in a skillet or cast iron pan/pot.
  8. Beat the Eggs and pour into bag of pork
  9. Dip Pork into the Dry mixture paper bag and shake. Let it sit for 20 minutes before cook time.
  10. Fry the Pork Loin for 5 minutes per side.
  11. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and add the fried Pork Loin on a baking sheet with a wire rack.
  12. Bake for 25 minutes and then remove.
  13. While they are baking, you can use the heated oil for a side dish, such as French Fries or Steak Fries.
  14. Season the Fries with Parmesan Cheese after they are drained.Pork Loin 038

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Freeze the Pork Loin 20 to 30 minutes before prep time.
  2. Cut in half, then in half again to get 4 pieces. Flatten to desired size and poke holes with a fork on both sides.
  3. Create “Dry” rub by mixing 1 packet each of Ham Flavored Concentrate, Sazón and 1 tablespoon of Granulated Garlic.
  4. Create “Wet” rub by mixing Soy Sauce, Worcestershire Sauce and Liquid Smoke. Pork Loin 039
  5. Add Pork cuts to a storage bag and add Dry rub and then the Wet rub. Massage it in the bag to distribute the wet and dry rubs. Let it sit overnight or at least 30 minutes before cook time. I put two pieces per plastic storage bag to make is easier to pound. Then I used “Mighty Vance” hammer to flatten the pieces.
  6. Add Pork Rinds to a storage bag and crush it. Move it to a paper bag and add Panko Bread Crumbs, Flour, Cornstarch 1 packet each of Ham Flavored Concentrate, Sazón and 1 tablespoon of Granulated Garlic. Refrigerate for 20 minutes before cook time. Pork Loin 048
  7. Pre-heat the Cooking Oil in a skillet or cast iron pan/pot.
  8. Beat one Egg and put it in a bag with 2 pieces of pork. Beat the other egg and put it in the 2nd back of pork. Then massage the egg to distribute.
  9. Dip Pork into the Dry mixture paper bag and shake.
  10. Fry the Pork Loins for 25 minutes, turning as needed.
  11. Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and add the fried Pork Loin on a baking sheet with a wire rack.
  12. Bake for 25 minutes and then remove.
  13. While they are baking, you can use the heated oil for a side dish, such as French Fries or Steak Fries. It took 20 minutes for the fries. Pork Loin 051
  14. Season the Fries with Parmesan Cheese after they are drained.
  15. Rest the Pork for 5 to 10 minutes.

The pork smelled so good while it was marinated with the dry and wet rub. But, the flavor profile of ham concentrate, Apple Liquid Smoke and Sazón is a blank canvass for other flavors.

So tonight, I will dress it with an Asian flavor profile using Teriyaki Sauce, Sriracha and Soy Sauce. The tomorrow, I can use my Creole seasoning and the next day I can add a Barbecue flavor. Brats and Beer 079

Brats and Beer 090I am a night owl and stay up late watching TV and listening to my favorite “Oldies” music. My favorite late night snack is Hummus with Grilled Pita bread.

Hummus Pita Snack Ingredients:

  1. Pita bread, 1
  2. Butter with Garlic & Herbs, recommended: Kerrygold, ½ teaspoon
  3. Hummus, recommended: Sabra, Olive Tapenade, as desired Pork Loin 066
  4. Sumac, recommended: Zamouri Spices, ¼ teaspoon
  5. Parchment Paper Sheets, recommended: Reynolds Kitchens, 1

How to make it:

  1. Pre-heat a grill pan or skillet for about 3 minutes.
  2. Butter 1 side of the Pita bread.
  3. Grill for about 2 minutes and flip.
  4. Top with Sumac and grill the other side for 2 minutes.
  5. Slice and top with Hummus of your choicePork Loin 069

Breakfast Smoothie Update:

Yesterday I used an ice cube in my smoothie. Duh! Why did I do that when I have my favorite ice cream flavor in my freezer: Butter Pecan? Same thing!

  1. Fill up with about 10 ounces of Orange Juice.
  2. I also added my Liquid Biotin.
  3. Add a tablespoon of ice cream, my favorite: Butter Pecan by Great Value. Pork Loin 074
  4. I used the same small “smork” to add the Strawberry Banana Yogurt.
  5. I cut the Banana into 6 pieces, then pushed it down to make sure I did not go over 20 ounces.

 

 

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BBQ Beer Brats

Brats and Beer 041Oh HELL no! My liquor store is out of my favorite beer Sad smile. What can I do now for after work libations? I had to pick a different beer brand. And actually, I was interested in making some Margaritas. I am out of frozen Lime-aid, so I hope beer will be a good replacement.

I found some Beer Margarita recipes online. They all mentioned Lime-aid. Then I remembered that I had a Margarita Mixer in the fridge. I was sure it was expired, but lucky for me, it says best by August 2020. So I can substitute that for Lime-aid.BBQ Beer Brats 001

One of my co-workers LOVES Patron. It is expensive, so I never had interest in buying it, until now. I call this my: Seems like the End of the World Beer Margarita. I got the Oyster Smoothie blender just in time to try my wacky beer combination.

INGREDIENTS:

  1. Beer Bratwursts, 5
  2. Liquid Smoke, Applewood, recommended: Wright’s, 1 cap
  3. Barbecue Seasoning, recommended: Gates, 3 teaspoons.BBQ Beer Brats 013
  4. Barbecue Sauce, recommended : Gates, 5 tablespoons
  5. Stir Fry Oil, recommended: Tsang, 2 to 3 teaspoons
  6. Beer, recommended: Bud Ice, 16 oz (or half of the can)
  7. Baked Beans Maple & Cured Bacon, recommended: Bush’s Best, 28 oz.
  8. Soft Pretzel Sausage Buns, recommended: Pretzilla, 1 per Brat
  9. Celery Seeds, recommended: Tone’s, ¼ teaspoon
  10. Ground Mustard, recommended: Tone’s, ¼ teaspoon
  11. Red Onions, diced or sliced, ¼ cup
  12. Parchment Paper Sheets, recommended: Reynolds Kitchen, 1Brats and Beer 013

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Pre-season the Brats 30 minutes before cook time or the day ahead. Score the Brats and add to a plastic storage bag.
  2. Add the BBQ Seasoning, Celery Seeds Stir Fry Oil and Liquid Smoke to the bag. Massage into the Brats
  3. Marinade 30 minutes or overnight.
  4. Pre-heat the skillet. I used a Cast Iron Grill skillet and pre-heated for 3 minutes.Brats and Beer 017
  5. Grill the Brats 3 minutes per side
  6. Remove from heat and deglaze with Beer. I had the pour the Beer a little at a time so that it did not flare up. The heated Beer had great aroma.
  7. Add chopped BBQ Sauce, Onions and Ground Mustard.
  8. Cover and cook on low for 30 minutes.
  9. Next, you can toast the Pretzilla bun and serve with a pickle.
  10. The next day, I added the Baked Beans to the same skillet and cooked on low for 1 ½ hours. You can also use a Slow Cooker.Brats and Beer 018
  11. This made an “easy” lunch because I could cut up one Brat with some of the Baked Beans and eat it in a bowl.

Beer Margarita:

  1. Tequila, your favorite brand or recommended: Patron, 1.5 oz (or Jigger shot)
  2. Beer, your favorite brand or recommended: Bud Light, 12 oz.
  3. Margarita Mixer (with Key Lime Juice & Agave Nectar), your favorite brand or recommended: Master of Mixes, 1.5 oz (or Jigger shot).Brats and Beer 025
  4. Add a splash of Orange Juice (or Lemon Lime soda)
  5. Add an Ice Cube, 1. Don’t go over the Smoothie limit, mine is 20 oz. Fill, Blend and get Drunk!

Holy Beer Foam! It was like opening a can of beer that was shaken. Open slowly over a sink. Watch out for the beer explosion.

Beer Update: I was using the wrong method to order it Sad smile.  I used my iPhone Liquor app and found my favorite beer. Happy times!Brats and Beer 031

Happy Birthday Queen Gina! My little sister is gone, but not forgotten and still very much loved.

 

 

 

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My Big Fat Greek Meat Lovers Pizza Pie

Greek Pizza 142I LOVE Gyro sandwiches, so this will have all the flavors, but in a pizza-form. Save the “Tzatziki” packages from the frozen Gyro sandwich kit, to use on top of the Pizza. I also save the Pita bread as well to dip with my favorite Hummus: Sabra Olive Tapenade. Opa!

INGREDIENTS:

  1. Pizza crust, recommended: Pillsbury Classic, 13.8 oz
  2. Ground Turkey Italian Sausage, recommended: Festive, 1 lb.Greek Pizza 067
  3. Pepperoni, recommended: Hillshire Farms, 7 oz.
  4. Soppressata, Hot uncured Salami, recommended: Vincenza’s, 4 oz.
  5. Gyro Sandwich, recommended: Opaa, two 7.35 oz packages
  6. Feta Cheese Crumbles, recommended: Athenos, 6 oz.
  7. Italian Five Cheese Blend with a Touch of Philadelphia, recommended: Kraft, 8 oz.
  8. Margherita Pizza Sauce, recommended: Ragú, 14 oz., reserve 2 tablespoons
  9. Tri-Color Tomato Wedges in Olive Oil & Italian Spices, recommended: Great Value, 10 oz.Greek Pizza 119
  10. Anchovies, recommended: Crown Prince, 2 oz.
  11. Kalamata Olives, Sliced, recommended: Great Value, ¼ cup
  12. Sumac, recommended: Zamouri Spices, ¼ teaspoon
  13. Oregano, recommended: Spice World, ¼ teaspoon
  14. Red Pepper Flakes, recommended: Spice World, ¼ teaspoon
  15. Granulated Garlic, recommended: HyVee, ¼ teaspoon
  16. Grated Parmesan Three Cheese Blend, recommended: Kraft, 1 teaspoon
  17. Red Onions, diced, ¼ cupGreek Pizza 065
  18. Flour, recommended: Wondra, as needed
  19. Parchment Paper Sheets, recommended: Reynolds Kitchens, 3
  20. Foil Sheets, recommended: Reynolds Wrap, 2-3

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Defrost the “frozen” Gyro Sandwich, and separate the Gyro slices from the Pita Bread, the day ahead or at least 30 minutes before cook time. Preheat the oven to 350.
  2. Greek Pizza 085Fry the Anchovies in a skillet to reduce the bones, but save as much of the Anchovy Oil as possible.
  3. Ground the Turkey Italian Sausage in the same skillet, until done. Drain and combine with the diced Red Onions, 2 tablespoons of the Pizza sauce and the diced Kalamata Olives.
  4. Prepare the Pizza crust by using two sheets of Parchment paper, flour as needed to keep it from sticking and use a rolling pin to get to the desired size for your cooking pan/sheet. For easy clean up, I line my pan with Parchment Sheets. Poke holes in the middle of the crust, using a fork, excluding the edges.Greek Pizza 093
  5. Pre-bake crust for 7 to 10 minutes and remove.
  6. Apply half of the Pizza Sauce and all of the Soppressata Salami. This is a good time for Mise en Place, a French culinary phrase which means “putting in place” or “everything in place. The Pepperoni package was already divided in half. I divided the Turkey Italian Sausage, in half, in the skillet.
  7. Add half the Turkey Italian Sausage and top with half of the Five Cheese Blend.
  8. Add half of the Pepperoni and half of the Feta Sauce.
  9. Greek Pizza 098Add the remaining Turkey Italian Sausage, Feta cheese and the remaining Pepperoni. Add the rest of the Pizza Sauce, the drained Tomato Wedges, more Kalamata Olives, Sumac, Granulated Garlic, Red Pepper Flakes, Grated Parmesan Cheese Blend and Oregano.
  10. Bake for 20 minutes and then remove from the oven.
  11. While it is baking, fry the Gyro slices in the same skillet on one side only. It fries like bacon, but don’t overcook it, as it will have additional cook time in the oven.
  12. Layer the Gyro slices and “smush” it down, if needed.
  13. Greek Pizza 105Add the remaining Five Cheese, topped with Oregano and Parmesan Cheese and bake an additional 9 to 10 minutes until the cheese melts.
  14. Let it rest for about 10 to 15 minutes before cutting. AKA: The longest 10 minutes in my life! I only had a banana and some chips so far.

Don’t get me wrong, I love ordering a Meat Lover’s Pizza from Pizza Hut, with marinara sauce, pepperoni, all-natural Italian sausage, slow-roasted ham, hardwood smoked bacon, seasoned pork and beef. Hopefully my take on a Puttanesca pizza will Greek-a-fy it!Greek Pizza 106

Laundry Day Update:

I got my new Washer & Dryer installed today. I got the Smart Wi-Fi models and connected them to my Smart Phone. Even though they are “shiny and new” I miss my old-ass ancient set already. This washer and dryer is so complicated, I hope I can figure out how to use when I wash a load tomorrow. Wish me luck!

It took me 10 minutes to figure out how to use it. And I still have Greek Pizza 115not figured out how to have it alert my phone. I can’t believe a wash load only took 20 minutes, compared to the older washer taking over 60 minutes.

My cat, Missouri Sunshine, loves the new washer and dryer! At first she was mesmerized, then afraid and then could not stop watching it spin. This is a new form of TV entertainment for cats.

Food & Toilet Paper Shortage Update:

Greek Pizza 156It’s funny how the TV Show: The Last Man on Earth, predicted COVID. Down to being set in the exact same year: 2020. It is not so funny having a food and toilet paper shortage. FOX should bring the show back, maybe we can find out how to resolve this?

I was so stressed out shopping on line to search for toilet paper. Forget about the usual suspects: Walmart, HyVee, Whole Foods and Amazon. I had to use Aldi’s instead. They had most of my stuff, but ran out of eggs, milk, liquid soap and toilet paper.

Greek Pizza 128My cat needs her milk and was almost out. So I found Dry Milk for Kittens at Amazon. Just mixed it with water and she is good to go.

I gave up on my usual suspects, as it seemed like toilet paper was nowhere to be found. So I checked at Lowes and Home Depot.

As soon as it put it in my basket, I got a notification that it was out of stock.

Greek Pizza 135I’m not playing the toilet paper game, so I ended up getting the giant roll at Home Depot. It will be ugly as hell, but at least I have TP for my bung hole. Party on Beavis and Butthead. Those dopes knew how important TP truly is.

 

 

 

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THE VAMPIRE DANCER COOKBOOK IS COMING!

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