Mothers like to cook for their children

Dinner1Truth or fiction? Lies can spread and fester for years and years.

The story begins at age 5, when we moved in with our granddad. He complained about how messy we were. I remember him saying: Just look at the dirt! His Mississippi accent made it sound like do-it.

We were very messy. There was food everywhere. When parents have to work, sometimes the oldest kids look after the youngest kids. We did not know any better.

Dinner2We all slept in a mattress, and yes, there was food in the mattress. Granddad sprayed bug spray on it, and it looked like thousands of roaches came out of it.

That planted a seed that I did not like bugs. And the thought that I was sleeping with them made me sick to my stomach. Kids may have thought he was nagging, but what he said was true. He did not have roaches before we moved in and provided a food source for the roaches.

By that time, my mom was a great cook, so it was a tradition to eat Thanksgiving dinner at her house every year.

Dinner3As we grew up and started having kids and grandkids, my siblings began hosting Thanksgiving with their kids and grandkids.

I remembered Granddad’s word as I began renting and buying houses. I got to use the “Get out of jail free” card when I rented an apartment. I could truly blame the roaches on my neighbors. After they moved in, the smell outside their door was like doo-doo diapers and dead rats. I dreaded whenever that door opened. Soon enough, I had their roaches and mice. I did a bomb spray to get rid of the roaches and got a cat to take care of the mice.

Dinner4Then I got roaches and mice again after purchasing my first house. A roommate had a habit of taking food to their room and letting the bowls of cereal dry out for a few days. One day we were in the room and noticed a mouse. Soon enough, there were more mice and roaches. Said roommate, moved out, once my house was considered nasty. Even though, they were the one who started the process of feeding the mice and roaches.

Another family member had a same situation where the kids were providing food to feed an infestation.

They liked to cook for their kids too, but like my roommate, did not want to visit, after the house got infested.

Dinner5I learned that lesson the hard way. Moving forward in my next 3 houses, I had a strict policy against people providing a food source for an infestation.

At the second house that I purchased, I had money one year to host Thanksgiving. That was an honor, because usually my mom or everyone’s mom hosted their children. Unexpected people showed up, but I had money that year to buy Church’s Chicken to make sure everyone had enough food.

Then times got hard. So after moving to my 3rd house, I ran out of money and was broke. Of course I was ashamed. And I was not going to call everyone and say that I am broke. However, I did not invite them at all. I was going to skip Thanksgiving that year. But at the last minute, said “roommate” chipped in and used Food Stamps to buy a small dinner for us and her kids.

Then unexpected people showed up. And she was mad because she was cooking food for her children, not grownups that did not chip in or bring anything to the dinner. Awkward!

And let it be mentioned, why were those grownups at my house, instead of their Mom’s house? She loved to cook for them, but they thought her house was too messy.

They still could have taken their Mom to a different location to cook Thanksgiving for them. She used to beg them to come for dinner. So I know her feelings were hurt.

Said grownups got mad at me about that. I think they thought they were turned away for a different reason and the lack of communication festered the bad feelings for a decade.

The bottom line is that we only get a certain amount of time to enjoy our Mom’s home cooking.

I wish I could eat any dinner with my Mom, especially Thanksgiving when she made Turkey, cornbread, Chitlins, greens. I will never have that dinner again.

But it is not too late for those grownups to have a family dinner with their mom.

Happy Easter dinner!

Happy Mother’s day

Happy Thanksgiving dinner!

 

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Secrets of the Vampire Dancer: The neighbors from Hell!

Dog AttackSecrets of the Vampire Dancer Saga

I am working on Part 5 of this series and wanted to look back on how this all began.

This is a story about my family, so some events in the story are true and some are not.

The critical year is 1973 when both parents, siblings, aunts and uncles were still alive.

My maternal grandmother passed before I was born, so created an imaginary version of her as Granny Ro’Zha

Her character is based in part on my real life Aunt Ethel. She used to baby sit us and we thought that she practiced voodoo.Dog attacks car

My brothers are based on characters from Angel: Wolf Ram and Hart.

The story about Dolf (wolf) sort of happened in real life. I had bad neighbors that let a large German shepherd run loose. Things got worse and worse, as their dog terrorized my family.

It began when my daughter and her friend were trying to leave my house to drive their kids. It was very icy that day, so my daughter started the car to warm it up. They were ready to leave; however, the dog came onto my porch and started barking. So they were afraid to leave. We ended up calling the police and they contacted the neighbors from hell.

The next incident was when I was trying to get to the bus to commute to work. The dog ran up behind me and started snarling. I always kept the Animal Control on speed dial. I was so mad because I did not want to miss my bus, so I started yelling and cursing loudly at the dog and their house. She finally came out and got him. That was a close call. Whew!

German ShepherdThe final showdown happened when we were returning home in my daughter’s car with her young children and baby. The dog ran to the car and started barking at us. We were too scared to get out, so I called my brother AKA Dolf. Thank goodness he lived right around the corner.

The dog tried to attack him, so he shot at him. The dog whimpered away and we were never terrorized again. That could have turned out horribly, when you think about how many people are attacked and killed by dogs each year.

Each year, more than 350,000 dog bite victims are seen in emergency rooms, and approximately 750,000 victims receive medical attention

2018 U.S. dog bite-related fatalities are currently being reviewed. In 2017, 39 dog attacks resulted in human death: 15 child victims and 24 adult victims.

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Life is like a Monopoly game!

MonopolyI can fill an entire Monopoly board with the places I have lived.

In my personal board game version, I will only include places that I have rented or owned, and exclude family homes where I lived with my parents or aunt. So some spots on the board will be reserved for family homes.

CHEAP: RENTALS, You get what you pay for!

You know, the Dark Purple and Light Blue:

· Mediterranean: 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath apartment, on a busy street

· Baltic: 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath apartment, in the Village

· Oriental: 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath, apartment, in the Village, moving on up a bit

· Vermont: 2 Bedroom, 1 or 2 Bath duplex on Brush Creek, had cool sliding doors, a front and back deck

· Connecticut: 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Townhouse in the Village (I finally had a 3rd bedroom to practice and teach dance. The backyard had a concrete deck for the patio and my first place with a basement. Woot!

A STEP UP: It costs to the be the bossKentucky

Now we are at the Fuchsia and Orange neighborhoods

· St. Charles: College Dorm, shared, co-ed, had food buffets, pizza delivery and concerts

· States: 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath house that used to be owned by my Grandad. My ex-hubby wanted it for the garage. Eventually, the neighborhood was flooded with drugs and that house was between two crack houses 😦

· Virginia TBA*Pacific

· St. James TBA*

· Tennessee TBA*

· New York TBA*

FANCY: HOME OWNERSHIP on the Red and Yellow side!

· Kentucky: 3 Bedroom , 1 Bath, Killer deck, Jacuzzi tub installed, Gas fireplace, Office

· Indiana TBA*North Carolina

· Illinois TBA*

· Atlantic TBA*

· Ventnor TBA*

· Marvins Gardens TBA*

RITZY: HOME OWNERSHIP on the Green and Dark Blue!

· Pacific: 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath, Jacuzzi tub, Screened Front Porch, Basement dance room

· N. Carolina: 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath, Sunroom, Butler’s Pantry, Porte de Cochere, 2nd Floor deck

· Pennsylvania TBA*

· Park Place: 4 Bedroom, 2 Full/3 Half Bath, Hot Tub, Fence back yard, Suburbs, Pantry Room!

· Boardwalk: Pending repairs for ceiling/basement and upgrades to kitchen will turn Park Place into Boardwalk!Park Place

​*TBA Places lived before 18 or when living with Mom, Dad or my Aunt.

When I rented my first 1 bedroom, 1 bath (Baltic), I never knew that one day, I would own a 4 bedroom house (Park Place) that had the potential to be Boardwalk one day. If I win the lottery, I am going to finish my basement and add tile to the kitchen. I would love to have a range hood and upgrade my gas stove that I have had for over 10 years.

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When did the Devil walk on earth?

DevilThe 10 Commandments:

(Exodus 20:2-17 ESV) THE HOLY BIBLE[i][ii]

  1. “You shall have no other gods before me.
  2. “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
  3. Satan“You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
  4. “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
  5. “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
  6. Lucifer2You shall not murder.
  7. “You shall not commit adultery.
  8. “You shall not steal.
  9. “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
  10. “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.”

During his visits to earth, these things happened:

  • LuciferTrayvon Martin, killed by George Zimmerman on February 26, 2012
  • Sandra Bland, found hanged in a jail cell in Waller County, Texas, on July 13, 2015
  • Emmett Till, lynched in Mississippi in 1955
  • Anne Frank, world famous Jewish diarist who died in the Holocaust
  • Sharon Tate. On August 9, 1969, Tate and four others were murdered by members of the Manson Family in the home she shared with Polanski. At the time of her death, she was eight-and-a-half months pregnant with the couple’s son.

I heard that the Devil may have vacationed in Florida in 2012.

TrayvonDo people who go to church listen and follow the good book? Or does it go into one ear and out the other?

For example, look at where George Zimmerman went to school:

His Alma mater was the: All Saints Catholic School

The Catholic Church Value of Human Life:

The Catholic Church proclaims that human life is sacred and that the dignity of the human person is the foundation of a moral vision for society. This belief is the foundation of all the principles of our social teaching. The intentional targeting of civilGeorge Zimmermanians in war or terrorist attacks is always wrong. Catholic teaching also calls on us to work to avoid war. We believe that every person is precious, that people are more important than things, and that the measure of every institution is whether it threatens or enhances the life and dignity of the human person.

Well, I guess that George Zimmerman did not pay attention to the teaching of the Catholic Church.

Sandra BlandA hypocrite goes to church and then does the exact opposite of what the church teaches.

Why do sinners go to church?

Perhaps out of habit, to dress up and look good or to find a mate?

Sinners allow the devil to visit the earth and do his works.Sharon Tate


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Insecurity + Envy = Evil

Naomi CampbellHey cousin! Have not seen you in a few years, and I heard you were in a car accident. You seemed to have picked up more than a few pounds!

“TheMostBeautifulGirlintheWorld” continues. I just returned from my church #The666Beast. They sent me here to spy on you. Today’s sermon was about acceptance and unconditional love.

Do you practice what they preach in your church, or does it go in one ear and out the other, asked Cousin?

Beautiful Girl replies, I heard a rumor that you are still unattractive. And everyone hates fat, ugly people. Even though you have not changed on the inside, the minute you gained weight, I hated you.Alien Beauty

You better get pretty soon, or we will report you to the Ugly Police and ship your ass to Ugly Town!

I am not nearly as attractive as classic beauties like Lena Horne, Naomi Campbell or Diana Ross, nor have I won any national pageants like you did.

Because you won a pageant 30 years ago, you have to stay fit and attractive for the rest of your life!

Remember when your brother Lance got cancer? If he had the surgery early on, that would have left an ugly scar. So I snitched on him to the Ugly Police and they told him to let the cancer spread, so he could die with no body scars,Diana Ross instead of stopping the cancer from spreading. God forbid his body does not look like Isaiah — it’s better to die.

My BeastPastor said he does care if you age 20 years or live to be 80, you have to look the same way forever. If not, we will turn against you.

Lena HorneOur church motto is:

  • Stay pretty
  • Stay slim
  • Die slowly if anything threatens your looks

I can’t stand to look at you, you have aged 20 years!

I’m calling the Ugly Police right now!

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The Best Mother’s Day Gift? Echo!

Pizza Echo 015Happy Mother’s day on Sunday, May 13th.   Not sure what to give Mom?

How about an Amazon Echo device?

I was on the fence about getting an Amazon Echo, since it was released back in 2014.  Saw the hubs being used on some of my favorite shows like Modern Family and The Exes.

Was it really worth all of the hype?

Then Apple released the HomePod, which was appealing, since I have an iPhone 7.  I use IOS 10 on my iPhone (to keep all of the games I purchased that don’t work on IOS 11).  So that ruled out the HomePod.

Pizza Echo 016Amazon had a refurbished Echo Plus with the built-in hub for only $99.00.  So I thought what the heck, give it a chance.

Glad I did.  I LOVED it!

So much, that I decided to get the Echo Show for my bedroom and the Echo Dot for my home office.

I love the integration with the Alexa app, that I can use on my iPhone, iPad, Echo Fire 7 and Fire 6 tablets.

The set up was a breeze.  But I quickly learned the hard way to set it up via the iPhone to save time. That way, I don’t have to manually type in the Wi-Fi details during the setup.

Pizza Echo 014Using the Echo devices for phone calls is amazing!  It synced with all of my existing iPhone contacts and has a video option similar to FaceTime.

So now I plan to wall mount my older Fire Tablet and put it upstairs to use for calls, since I don’t have a phone upstairs.

Still trying to decide where to put my newer Fire Tablet, since the Echo Show replaced it as the alarm clock.  The possibilities are endless with Echo!

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WW3: The Race War against Melanin and DNA

BrothersThe cave tribes came from different lands and settled into different parts of a whole new world.

The various cave tribes were sitting down for dinner and entertainment.

Mr. Soul Man and his wife Sister were listening to Hip Hop and eating a soul food dinner with fried chicken, grits, greens and corn cakes.

Mr. Wong and his partner, Ms. Chin were watching a martial arts movie and eating Shrimp Fried Rice and Beef Lo Mein.

CoupleMr. Gomez and his girlfriend Ms. Latino planned to dance the Salsa and Mambo, after their dinner of Tacos and Tamales.

Mr. Pale and his wife Ms. Light loved Beef Stroganoff for dinner. They planned to watch Scottish dance afterwards.

Mr. Muhammad and Ms. Ali practiced Belly Dancing after their dinner of Gyros, Hummus and Pita.

Mr. Tweety opened a new communications business Pigeon FamilyMessenger service and needed new customers ASAP. So he sent a complimentary pigeon to each family to try free for one week.

The various families sent messages about their ethnic food, dance and music to the others.

This excited all of the tribe families. Mr. Wong wanted to find out what a Taco tastes like. And Ms. Light had a fantasy about hearing Hip Hop music.

PigeonSo everyone planned to get together and have a Cultural Festival to share their food, dance and music with the other tribe members.

The day of the Festival was here. Everyone loved the sample food from the other countries. Ms. Sister was really impressed with the Shrimp Fried Rice.

Mr. Gomez was excited about the music from the other tribe families.

And Mr. Soul Man loved the Gyros!

From ApeThey vowed to have the Cultural Festival again every year and to stay in touch.

New leadership came to their village and he did not like Mr. Gomez and Ms. Latino. I want to build a wall to keep them out of our village.

In LoveThen Mr. Chin overheard a suggestion by Mr. Pale that he wanted to lock up his family in a concentration camp.

Ms. Light was walking home from work and saw Mr. Soul Man. So she clutched her purse and quickly went to the other side of the street.

She called law enforcement and they shot Mr. Soul Man because Mr Palehe was walking down the street, minding his own business.

There was so much hate and racism in the village now. There was distrust from the Pale family, if you had dark skin due to melatonin.

There was mistrust when Ms. Ali wore her hijab.

What was once a peaceful village was now a war zone.

Mr. Tweety sent out an urgent pigeon tweet. Green Aliens had landed in the village and intended to take over the village.

The cave tribes were so busy killing each other that they did not pay attention to the tweet.

SingleAfter all the killing was done, only 2 people remained in the village, Mr. Pale and Ms. Light.

The aliens landed in front of their house.

Just then, another tribe from the neighboring village showed up to help the tribes. This was the tribe of Mr. Redskin and Ms. Pocahontas. Mr. Pale did not like their red skin, so he told them to get off his property.

So they left without fighting against the aliens.

The aliens quickly took over the village and started making plans to invade the entire country.

Soul ManOne alien remarked that if all of the villagers had worked together, they could have easily defended their village.

But there was so much hate based on melatonin and DNA that they basically destroyed their own village.

Mr. Redskin shook his head and wondered: Why can’t we all just get along?

 

 

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Resistance was Futile, Part 2, Ebony vs. Ivory, a Sneak Peek at the Vampire Dancer Saga Part 5

EbonyStardate 3017, there was a disruption on the transporter. Then suddenly Captain Sooloo appeared. He was disheveled and wearing an orange prison outfit. Captain Jane Way asked him what happened and how did he disrupt time to appear on her starship.

He said you have to help these people. I just escaped from an encampment that has a slur name of Jew-Jap. If you were Asian, they kidnapped you and put you there. If you were of Jewish faith, they kidnapped you and put you there. Some of the Jewish people were burned in ovens.Jewish Oven

Captain Jane said that sounds horrible. What planet did this happen on? Sooloo explained that people from the planet Europa invaded a new planet and named it Amerikkka. They called themselves the Ivory people because they had fair skin.

When they arrived in Amerikkka, they met native people with reddish/brown skin, name Yindians. First they tried to make the SuluYindians chop trees and build homes, but the Yindians refused to be their slaves, so they killed 90% of them. The rest escaped. Jane said, that does not make sense. Why didn’t they do their own work? Sooloo said, who knows, maybe they are lazy.

Sooloo said that other planets wanted to explore new worlds, so Amerikkka had a diverse population, even though it was ruled by the Ivories. The Ivory people were very snobbish and marked their pubs and restrooms for Ivory-only. They felt they were superior because of their fair skin. The other races thought it was extremely ignorant to base intelligence and superiority on pigmentation. Everyone knew that melanin caused skin pigmentation and it had nothing to do with being inferior or superior.Janeway So they nicknamed the Ivories Gorb, for dummies.

A distress call came in from Malcolm, the ruler of planet Ebony. He asked Captain Jane Way for help. The Gorb had invaded their planet and kidnapped 500 of their men, women and children so they chop wood, build houses and pick cotton. Malcolm had proof of the Ivories lynching the Ebony men and raping the Ebony women and girls. We tried to stop them, but we were outnumbered 10 to 1. Also our spears were no match for their guns. This has to stop before all of my people are assimilated!

Captain Jane could not believe such horrors existed so she decided to visit Planet Ivory to see for herself. She decided to take Nine of Seven with her, since she was born on the planet Europa.7of9

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Resistance was Futile, Part 1, A Sneak Peak at the Vampire Dancer Saga Part 5

Tamir RiceTam was giving a lecture to her students at the junior college.  The topic was Black History.  They had a guest professor from Switzerland observing her class.

Tam told the students stories about a sheriff that arrested a black woman, undressed her and then took pictures of her dead body.  She told them about a white man that killed black boy with his hands up.  Another event was about a Hispanic man that killed a Sandra Blandyoung black boy.  She finished with a story was about a sheriff that killed a black child playing with a toy.

Students had questions about the sad events. They were curious to find out if justice was made for murdering those people.

Tam said that no one was punished for the murders.

Helga was very impressed with the lecture.

When it was over, she asked Tam, if the stories were about lynching and killing blacks in early 1930s.

TrayvonMartinHoodedTam replied, no, these stories happened within the last 5 years.

Helga was shocked.  Not much has changed in the US for race relations recently.

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Does it Matter if you’re Black or White? The Vampire Dancer Part 5 Sneak Peak

Help Wanted Whites OnlySherry asks Granny Smith for help with a job problem. Dolf was fired from CJ Pennies and asked Sherry if her job with The-Man had any openings.

She told him they had an openings in the same department where she worked. Dolf applied with HR and soon got an interview.

He met with Sherry’s boss, but the interview only lasted 5 minutes. She asked Dolf how did it go, and he said that man could not wait to get rid of him.

Colored Only FountainIt just occurred to Sherry that her department had no other black men working there. So she asked some of the other black female co-workers why.

They said the boss refused to hire any black men. He claimed a previous black male employee stole money. Which seemed like a lie, since they had no cash in the office and only used transfers directly from the insurance company to their bank.

The boss found out that Sherry was asking about the lack of black and decided to punish her.
Park for Whites OnlySherry worked with 2 white males and 1 white female. Each of them had to collect 10 insurance claims per week.

One male co-worker got transferred to a different department. So the boss gave all of his work to Sherry.

So now the 2 white co-workers had to collect 10 insurance claims per week, while Sherry had to collect 20 claims per week.

Sherry was outraged. He could have at least doubled her salary, since he doubled her workload.

It felt like, he was treating her like a slave, a non-sentient being that did not know any better, due to a language No Negrosbarrier, lack of pride, brainwashing or conditioning.

Sherry told her work problems to Granny Smith. Granny had something special cooked up for Sherry’s boss.

She told her to pour this vial into her boss’ coffee cup, and magic will do the rest.

Sherry poured the portion into the cup on Thursday.

No Negros at schoolOn Friday when her boss showed up at work, on the same suit he usually wore on Friday, he was screaming and shouting. His boss called security on him and had him escorted out by the police.

Sherry overhead the boss of her boss saying, the nerve of that nigger, trying come here and impersonate Mr. Tom!

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